Police Squad! Episode 7

Police Squad! is one of my all-time favorite shows. Genius! And The Naked Gun, of course, as far as the feature adaptations (though the third film was a bit stale).
Police Squad! famously (or infamously) only lasted six episodes on ABC in 1982.
So imagine my delight when I discovered the script for an unproduced episode 7 on the website of writer David Misch, who wrote it and was going to direct when the show went down.
This one involved a crusty police chief who gets crushed with his car and...well, you’ll have to read it. Enjoy!